i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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