i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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