I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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