i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
