Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Randomize
