When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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