Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I'm really busy with my period
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