When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
