its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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