Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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