taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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