If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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