wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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