I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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