so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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