i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
