either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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