If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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