Do vagina's smell?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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