i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
