I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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