I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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