The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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