yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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