Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
