I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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