i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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