Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Dear god my vagina.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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