Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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