And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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