I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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