Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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