Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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