That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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