Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i permit you to call me
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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