Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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