thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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