You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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