no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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