What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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