everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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