Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just cropdusted the office
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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