some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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