Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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