I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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