At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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