I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
