i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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