i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
