Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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